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Friday, April 22, 2005

Warning: it's my blog.

i'm posting for the sake of posting.

What's happenin', yo? [wth, that doesn't even make sense!]

You know what i don't get? The whole, "let's release black or white smoke so that people will know when we've gotten a new pope". wtf? Why didn't they just get some person to walk out and say, yeah mate, you know, it's gonna take a little longer.. and I mean, the black and the white smoke looked the same anyway! [i've stopped doing the double exclamations coz they make me look comical. pshhhh, me? comical?!] And he's like, 78! hahaha, anyone watch the shambles the other night?! I love that show. They like, dressed up as the pope and "interviewed" him, and they're like: what would you like to be in 10 years? Alive. Describe yourself in 2 words: The Pope. BAHAHAHAHA, well I found it amusing. hahaha, for those who did [or didn't] see the shambles, did you see when they were going around the city to random people? Question: If you could be anyone in history, dead or alive, who would you be? [bald guy with beard] did you know your hair fell to your chin? [some school chick] "the toothfairy." The toothfairy?! What, do you have a lot of loose change you want to get rid of? hahaha ha hah.. Well >I< thought it was funny.

Anyway, you know what else, religiously related that is annoying me?! How people think that God's trying to send them some sort of message through cracks in the wall, pieces of toast and whatever bullshit, they wanna try and convince themselves with. As in. That "virgin mary" which was actually just a crack in some wall in the middle of some place. it looked like a mouldy wall that needed to be fixed coz it was leaking, causing the faint colour of the crack. Jeeeeez. i mean, what the hell?! What about that piece of toast or bread or something that looked like Mary. Ooo, let's all worship some BREAD! wooo, we certainly are the intelligent race.

Well. enough of religion.

hmm, anyone know how to draw blood? as in drawing with a pencil, not drawing as in taking it out and doing stuff with your blood...

Anyway. mmm, lag. I've finished my preface, if anyone wanted to know. I know you all do. You know. I went to the optometrist today and i dno for what reason, but the lady gave me a pair of daily contacts to wear, so I'm just like, umm ok, sure and then she's like, yeah, nothing's wrong with the glasses you have at the moment since your eyes haven't changed since last time. so i'm like, yeha, cool. so why do i have contacts in? Well. omg, have you ever been to the optometrists? I was actually scared of going today coz i didn't want my eyes to change coz that means a change of lenses [$200] and well obviously, a change of eye sight. [Left:6; Right:7] not good.. and anyway. U know how they do the whole, which one's clearer: this one, or this one. the green or the red? Well, is there a right and a wrong? coz i've gone: umm.. the red? her:..are you sure? about the same? me: ...umm. i dno. : / And that wasn't it. she shows me the same thing [well I think they were] but just darker. and then she's like, which one's more clearer? I'm just sitting there, thinking. they're the same! I even said that, and she said:..are you sure? am i sure?! no! i'm not sure at all! stop asking me! :s

phewww. So stressful sometimes.

omg. the ring 2. If you don't wanna know what happens [really. NOT that much] or, if you'd like to get scared by it's mighty scariness in the near future, then don't read the next paragraph:
Well. the ring 2. I went into the empty cinema [maybe i should have walked right out and asked for a refund at that point]. Well, as i said, I walked into the empty cinema with my friend [which is technically not empty anymore..] yeah and we got the whole cinema to ourselves coz other people just don't go to the cinema at 11 in the morning to watch the ring 2. Nayway, [haha, nayway] i went into the cinema, knowing full well i won't find it too scary, but i was open minded. Well, it was scary at bits, but only coz the people were ugly. hahaha, that's quite mean, actually. that's like saying, any kid with black hair over her face is evil and you should drown her. or something. to tell you the truth, i have no idea what the hell the plot was. I mean, it started off all spooky coz some guy melted or something, well not exactly, but that was more graphic than the movie was. all they fricken showed was some guy who was scared-> static-> water coming from nowhere-> dead guy in ambulance with stupid look on his face. geeeeeez. there's a lot of guesswork involved in such a dumb film. Anyway, what I wanna know, is why didn't the lady just throw out the tv if people kept crawling out of it?! hahaha, i love saying that.

ok, here's what i got out of the plot: boy watches video->boy dies-> lady comes from nowhere with son and gets rid of video-> son has nightmare and is suddenly taken over by a ghost-> blur-> oh yeah, simon baker's in the movie!-> kid gets freaky. even more so than he was normally-> blah blah ramming deer-> freaky kid-> blur-> and they all lived happily ever after or some shit.

omg, 12:20 am. i have to go now or else my parents aren't gonna be happy. oh deary me, they're not happy as it is.

so long, all.

Kimo

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